I get Email

My site is pretty much all about things Celtic. It’s free. There are links to Amazon and other book sellers, but I don’t personally sell anything. But I still get weird scam/phishing spam. Like this one:

Hello Sales,

Am Daniel wool am interested in purchasing some of your products, I will like to know if you can ship to NewZealand, I also want you to know my mode of payment for this order is via Credit Card.

Get back to me if you can ship to that destination and also if you accept the payment type I indicated. Kindly return this email with your Website Or Attached the wholesale price sheets. I await your quick response.

Address:

Company Name: Danwool Store Ltd
Address: Unit 433,beedcroft St, Waltham, Wellington, NEW ZEALAND.
Phone: +64 4 553 2019.
Fax: +64 4 101 4336
Kind Regards.
Daniel wool.

I answered, immediately, with this:

Yes

We ship Gaelic all over the world. We can’t ship Manx to NewZealand because of the Manx Restriction laws.

We can ship up to two tons of Gaelic. Our standard price is USD $1129.00 per 100 lbs. of Gaelic.

We ship either freeze dried or with conventional dry ice per your request.

L. Spangenberg

This just in: 12/30/2009 2:25pm

Thank for your fast response and below is the item needed :

two tons of Gaelic 100 lbs

………2pcs

I will like you to get back to me with the cost and the shipping cost.and here is address for you to the shipping cost via ups or fed ex.and please kindly get back to me if this items is in stock because i do not want any delay on this.

Address:

Company Name: Danwool Store Ltd
Address: Unit 433,beedcroft St, Waltham, Wellington, NEW ZEALAND.
Phone: +64 4 553 2019.
Fax: +64 4 101 4336

Do this on time so that i can be able to give you my credit card information and complete my order for me.
Best Regards,
Daniel wool.

Þis kyng lay at Camylot vpon Krystmasse

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37. Þis kyng lay at Camylot vpon Krystmasse
38. Wiþ mony luflych lorde, ledeȝ of þe best,
39. Rekenly of þe Rounde Table alle þo rich breþer,

40. Wiþ rych reuel oryȝt and rechles merþes.
41. Þer tournayed tulkes by tymez ful mony,
42. Justed ful jolile þise gentyle kniȝtes,
43. Syþen kayred to þe court caroles to make.

44. For þer þe fest watz ilyche ful fiften dayes,
45. Wiþ alle þe mete and þe mirþe þat men couþe avyse;
46. Such glaum ande gle glorious to here,
47. Dere dyn vpon day, daunsyng on nyȝtes,

48. Al watz hap vpon heȝe in hallez and chambrez
49. Wiþ lordeȝ and ladies, as leuest him þoȝt.
50. Wiþ all þe wele of þe worlde þay woned þer samen,

51. Þe most kyd knyȝtez vnder Krystes seluen,
52. And þe louelokkest ladies þat euer lif haden,
53. And he þe comlokest kyng þat þe court haldes;
54. For al watz þis fayre folk in her first age,

55. on sille,

56. Þe hapnest vnder heuen,
57. Kyng hyȝest mon of wylle;
58. Hit were now gret nye to neuen
59. So hardy a here on hille.

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.